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This is entitled “Oil Spill.” Let’s see… crude oil, feathers… and sex. That makes PERFECT SENSE!!!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this should be called “photographer with no concept trying to get laid.”
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What a fantastic, completely believable & natural feeling stock photo. Bravo stock photographer! You deserve something free and delicious!
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Wait… WHAT?!
Image Title: “Oil Crisis”
Image Description: “A young woman looks at the camera with a sad and forlorn face as auburn colored oil spill over her head and down her face and shoulders. Vertical studio shot with slight copy space.”
How the fuck is that relevant to ANYTHING?!?!?!?! >:O
Advisor to the President of the USA: “Mr. President, we really need to do something about our dependence on oil because it’s fucking dumping out on people’s heads and they’re totally sad about it! It’s out of control!!!”
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Stock Photo WTF #4,010: a) Why is this happening? b) I’m pretty certain the description/concept was just made up after the fact.
Description: “Young woman hiding head in rusty oil barrel on green grass. We sometimes hide in industrial garbage instead of living on nature. Adobe RGB.”
Photographer: “Hmm… what a crap set of photos I took today… OH I KNOW! THEY’RE “CONCEPTUAL!” AWESOME!!!!”
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Stock Photo WTF #4,009: Why is it so fucking hard to find an authentic-looking stock photo of people in a classroom? Why do they all have stupid grins on their faces? Is this a class on pretending to be delighted?! And why is that guy raping the teacher with his eyes?! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! >:O
